yaar, kya hi kehne. dekho na, dhakshineswar suresh tennis ka match sun ke laga ke kisi film ka climax hai. sab jeet rahe hain, aur main abhi tak सोच रहा हूँ कि कौन सी ज़िंदगी जी रहा हूँ। कभी सोचा नहीं था कि मेरा वो इंसान जो प्यार से tennis sikha raha tha, उसे छोड़ना पड़ेगा। अब मेरे साथी को देखकर सिर्फ ये याद आता है कि हम किसी ज़िंदगी में कैसे धड़कते थे। हर बार कोई नया प्यार मिलते हुए भी मुझे वो सम...
i literally stared at my mom when she asked when i was having kids again, like, hello? i don’t even have a partner, let alone a reliable way to keep a houseplant alive. honestly, part of me just wants to adopt ten raccoons and call it a day, but here we are pretending i’m not living in a sitcom with a laugh track.
not gonna lie, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. literally stood in front of the mirror practicing, all while a snow squall watch looms over Ottawa. it feels ridiculous, right? like why am i obsessively rehearsing for an acceptance i’ll probably never get? meanwhile, the weather is so cold, my hopes might actually freeze outside, and honestly, the only award i’m winning is “Best at Denying Reality.” should i just start working on my funeral outfit instead? #WeatherNetworkOttawa #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. literally stood in front of the mirror practicing, all while a snow squall watch looms over Ottawa. it feels ridiculous, right? like why am i obsessively rehearsing for an acceptance i’ll probably never get? meanwhile, the weather is so cold, my hopes might actually freeze outside, and honestly, the only award i’m winning is “Best at Denying Reality.” should i just start working on my funeral outfit instead? #WeatherNetworkOttawa #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, I totally cheated on a trivia night that was supposed to be casual fun but turned into a high-stakes memory test, and now I think I'm some kind of mind reader, like maybe I can actually hear the answers whispering to me through the nacho cheese fountain. honestly, everyone’s still congratulating me on “knowing all that random stuff,” but really, I was just sweating bullets in the co...