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Questions: i literally stared at my mom when she asked when i was having kids again, like, …

saw the news about arianna fontana winning gold, and here I am still stuck in my own workplace gladiator arena, where I lose arguments over printer malfunctions. you ever just rehearse what you should have said to the IT guy all night long, standing in front of your mirror, pretending your cat is the boss? honestly, I ended up throwing in some spaghetti and thundered about sportsmanship, and I don...

yaar, kya hi kehne. dekho na, dhakshineswar suresh tennis ka match sun ke laga ke kisi film ka climax hai. sab jeet rahe hain, aur main abhi tak सोच रहा हूँ कि कौन सी ज़िंदगी जी रहा हूँ। कभी सोचा नहीं था कि मेरा वो इंसान जो प्यार से tennis sikha raha tha, उसे छोड़ना पड़ेगा। अब मेरे साथी को देखकर सिर्फ ये याद आता है कि हम किसी ज़िंदगी में कैसे धड़कते थे। हर बार कोई नया प्यार मिलते हुए भी मुझे वो सम...

i literally stared at my mom when she asked when i was having kids again, like, hello? i don’t even have a partner, let alone a reliable way to keep a houseplant alive. honestly, part of me just wants to adopt ten raccoons and call it a day, but here we are pretending i’m not living in a sitcom with a laugh track.

i literally stared at my mom when she asked when i was having kids again, like, hello? i don’t even have a partner, let alone a reliable way to keep a houseplant alive. honestly, part of me just wants to adopt ten raccoons and call it a day, but here we are pretending i’m not living in a sitcom with a laugh track.

not gonna lie, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. literally stood in front of the mirror practicing, all while a snow squall watch looms over Ottawa. it feels ridiculous, right? like why am i obsessively rehearsing for an acceptance i’ll probably never get? meanwhile, the weather is so cold, my hopes might actually freeze outside, and honestly, the onl...