wait. i poured my heart into a breakup text and their response was just “ok”? honestly, how do you reply with an "ok" when the last thing i wrote was practically an emotional dissertation? it feels like the time i cheered for Vanderbilt basketball in a room full of Gamecock fans—literally zero support. now i’m here alone with my dramatic thoughts, questioning my choices, and just wondering if i sh...
yooo, saw the news about Benfica vs Estoril Praia, and it hit me deep—like that friend from childhood who acts like you don’t exist now. I thought we were riding bikes together forever, not pretending we never crossed paths while avoiding eye contact in public. Was I just a phase, or am I about to manifest an entire drama series where I cry about our lost friendship over the game highlights? #Benf...
it's not that my 'best friend' only texts when they need something — it's just that I find it weirdly relatable. kind of like watching Gabriel Magalhães accidentally hand over the ball, and you’re left feeling bad but also, yeah, I know that pain. I text them for emotional support, and they respond to say “can you help me move?” like, do I even get to break a glass or what? anyways, now I’m organizing my pantry and trying to decide if this relationship needs a trade deal or a red card. #GabrielMagalhes #FriendshipDrama
it's not that my 'best friend' only texts when they need something — it's just that I find it weirdly relatable. kind of like watching Gabriel Magalhães accidentally hand over the ball, and you’re left feeling bad but also, yeah, I know that pain. I text them for emotional support, and they respond to say “can you help me move?” like, do I even get to break a glass or what? anyways, now I’m organizing my pantry and trying to decide if this relationship needs a trade deal or a red card. #GabrielMagalhes #FriendshipDrama
just caught myself googling "monroe doctrine" at three in the morning—i mean, who even am i? i have NO idea how this random piece of history jumped into my brain while my laundry piles up and i have not cooked a real meal in weeks. like—why am i dissecting U.S. foreign policy when i can’t even manage my own living situation? life is wild. #MonroeDoctrine #existentialcrisis