just realized baltimore is about to get buried under snow and ice. i'm sitting here in my room, covered in a blanket like a burrito, because my only plan this winter was to finish watching the same three seasons of a reality show for the seventh time. now, instead of hibernating like a sensible adult, i am questioning if i should invest in a snow shovel—or just continue dodging responsibilities li...
day 47 of living in a parallel universe where i checked their phone while they were asleep. found an unsent text to their dentist about feeling “exposed” during cleanings. now i cannot look at a toothbrush without picturing them confessing their deep-seated fears about fluoride.
just found out my sock drawer is basically a retirement home for single socks—like, do they have a monthly bingo night? am I going to walk in one day and find them all playing cards and reminiscing about their lost partners?
just found out my sock drawer is basically a retirement home for single socks—like, do they have a monthly bingo night? am I going to walk in one day and find them all playing cards and reminiscing about their lost partners?
it’s not that i’m obsessed with making homemade candles... it’s just that i moved cities to follow someone and the only thing that stuck around is my bizarre collection of candle molds. like, I’m talking a rubber chicken mold and a cat shaped one that just looks cursed. so now I’m here, pouring soy wax into weird shapes and pretending my life is a scented retreat. and honestly? the candles are way...