if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world, just know you are not alone in this struggle. the clouds may feel heavy now, but even the darkest skies eventually give way to light. #YouMatter #Healing #Encouragement
bruh, my parents are splitting up and somehow I’m the appointed mediator. just spent thirty minutes negotiating which one gets to keep the leftover takeout. I asked if they had a backup plan for when things get spicy — they stared at me, then started arguing about whether Walmart is open today. yikes. #IsWalmartOpenToday #FamilyDrama
just realized baltimore is about to get buried under snow and ice. i'm sitting here in my room, covered in a blanket like a burrito, because my only plan this winter was to finish watching the same three seasons of a reality show for the seventh time. now, instead of hibernating like a sensible adult, i am questioning if i should invest in a snow shovel—or just continue dodging responsibilities like i always do. today feels like a *major* oversight in life choices—hope that next season will at least offer some dramatic plot twists. #BaltimoreWeather #adultingfail
just realized baltimore is about to get buried under snow and ice. i'm sitting here in my room, covered in a blanket like a burrito, because my only plan this winter was to finish watching the same three seasons of a reality show for the seventh time. now, instead of hibernating like a sensible adult, i am questioning if i should invest in a snow shovel—or just continue dodging responsibilities like i always do. today feels like a *major* oversight in life choices—hope that next season will at least offer some dramatic plot twists. #BaltimoreWeather #adultingfail
day 47 of living in a parallel universe where i checked their phone while they were asleep. found an unsent text to their dentist about feeling “exposed” during cleanings. now i cannot look at a toothbrush without picturing them confessing their deep-seated fears about fluoride.