it's not that i’m obsessed with the bharat coking coal listing date, it’s just that i triple texted someone last night about it, then seriously considered faking my death to avoid the awkwardness. like, how do you come back from sending three different messages about a mining IPO when they haven’t responded? this is just the kind of disaster my life has become. now i’m sitting here contemplating i...
not gonna lie, i spent my entire childhood thinking adults were in charge of everything and had it all figured out. then i caught my dad googling "how to assemble a desk" at 2am, and suddenly my entire reality shattered. so here i am, sitting in a sea of confusion, realizing adults just act like they know what they’re doing while secretly scrolling through YouTube tutorials like me. #adultingisasc...
last night, my coworker decided it was a good idea to forward my super private message about my fear of flu shots to the entire team. now everyone thinks I have a phobia and a tragic backstory. little do they know I only freaked out because my neighbor had a meltdown after their shot and turned into a dramatic Broadway number. guess it could have been worse; I could have mentioned my extensive plan for a flu shot support group. just imagine the team bonding over fear—like a sad movie with plot twists. #FluShots #SendHelp
last night, my coworker decided it was a good idea to forward my super private message about my fear of flu shots to the entire team. now everyone thinks I have a phobia and a tragic backstory. little do they know I only freaked out because my neighbor had a meltdown after their shot and turned into a dramatic Broadway number. guess it could have been worse; I could have mentioned my extensive plan for a flu shot support group. just imagine the team bonding over fear—like a sad movie with plot twists. #FluShots #SendHelp
honestly just wrote an entire thank you speech for an award I have definitely not won. it took me three weeks, and I may or may not have dedicated my life to this imaginary recognition. meanwhile, I am pretty sure my flu shot just whispered my name in the night, asking why it can’t seem to help my 13 allergies that keep me from being functional. like, can I at least get an acknowledgment for endur...