it’s three am and i’m reflecting on my choices. like, why did i think prioritizing binge-watching a dance reality show over my actual responsibilities was a good idea? literally, i’m now 27, living like a hobbit, and my only understanding of strategy comes from watching mark ballas plotting his moves. he had a whole playbook while i was just trying to learn the cha-cha in my living room. now i'm s...
it's not that i’m obsessed with the bharat coking coal listing date, it’s just that i triple texted someone last night about it, then seriously considered faking my death to avoid the awkwardness. like, how do you come back from sending three different messages about a mining IPO when they haven’t responded? this is just the kind of disaster my life has become. now i’m sitting here contemplating i...
not gonna lie, i spent my entire childhood thinking adults were in charge of everything and had it all figured out. then i caught my dad googling "how to assemble a desk" at 2am, and suddenly my entire reality shattered. so here i am, sitting in a sea of confusion, realizing adults just act like they know what they’re doing while secretly scrolling through YouTube tutorials like me. #adultingisascam #deskassemblydrama
not gonna lie, i spent my entire childhood thinking adults were in charge of everything and had it all figured out. then i caught my dad googling "how to assemble a desk" at 2am, and suddenly my entire reality shattered. so here i am, sitting in a sea of confusion, realizing adults just act like they know what they’re doing while secretly scrolling through YouTube tutorials like me. #adultingisascam #deskassemblydrama
last night, my coworker decided it was a good idea to forward my super private message about my fear of flu shots to the entire team. now everyone thinks I have a phobia and a tragic backstory. little do they know I only freaked out because my neighbor had a meltdown after their shot and turned into a dramatic Broadway number. guess it could have been worse; I could have mentioned my extensive pla...