literally just had to mediate between my parents’ divorce over a box of stale donuts. they were arguing about who gets the cat while i tried to channel my inner Chadwick Boseman and keep it calm. at one point, my dad threw a donut, and my mom shouted “maybe that’s why we are here!” I can’t decide if this feels like my family crumbled or if I just accidentally walked into the world's weirdest thera...
not gonna lie, I made eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store and suddenly, I was planning our wedding. we were gonna have Elijah Wood as the best man, naturally. I mean, it made perfect sense to have him give a speech about love and adventure. but then, as I was picking out the wedding cake flavor, I realized... I don’t even know the stranger’s name. how did I end up here, googling brida...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment does not define you, and brighter days are on the horizon. keep holding on; you are stronger than you realize. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment does not define you, and brighter days are on the horizon. keep holding on; you are stronger than you realize. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
i literally just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account over the DGFT wheat flour export news. like, they were defending it with the passion of a thousand suns while i was just here wondering how my bread baking hobby suddenly became a heated debate. now i’m literally manifesting a gourmet flour delivery while simultaneously plotting how to unfollow that account without them noticin...