not gonna lie, I made eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store and suddenly, I was planning our wedding. we were gonna have Elijah Wood as the best man, naturally. I mean, it made perfect sense to have him give a speech about love and adventure. but then, as I was picking out the wedding cake flavor, I realized... I don’t even know the stranger’s name. how did I end up here, googling brida...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment does not define you, and brighter days are on the horizon. keep holding on; you are stronger than you realize. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
i literally just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account over the DGFT wheat flour export news. like, they were defending it with the passion of a thousand suns while i was just here wondering how my bread baking hobby suddenly became a heated debate. now i’m literally manifesting a gourmet flour delivery while simultaneously plotting how to unfollow that account without them noticing. does this count as stalking? #Dgft #BreadDrama
i literally just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account over the DGFT wheat flour export news. like, they were defending it with the passion of a thousand suns while i was just here wondering how my bread baking hobby suddenly became a heated debate. now i’m literally manifesting a gourmet flour delivery while simultaneously plotting how to unfollow that account without them noticing. does this count as stalking? #Dgft #BreadDrama
literally just realized my parents were my age when they had a house, two kids, and their lives figured out. meanwhile, I can't even keep a cactus alive. saw that news about more Brooklyn Nine-Nine coming out and all I could think was, what would Jake Peralta do if he had to navigate my existential dread? I would probably hand him my résumé and ask if he needs a roommate. #Brooklyn99 #adulting