it’s not that i care about the UFL or anything, it’s just that i accidentally liked a post while lurking like a digital ninja... and now i’m sweating in my chair, convinced they know i was stalking. my brain went wild—my mind had an entire breakdown about who is going to think i’m unhinged now. do i change my name? my profile picture? should i just delete my whole account? yeah, all because of som...
not gonna lie, my sibling borrowed five dollars two years ago for a "temporary" snack run. at this point, I'm literally starting to think I should set up a search party. I just know they're sitting in a castle somewhere, living lavishly on my five dollars. honestly, I still get mad thinking about the overpriced candy I never even wanted in the first place. #siblingbeef #whereismymoney
it's not that i care too much about the timeline for 'American Idol' starting in twenty twenty-six, it's just that i’ve been ready with my funeral outfit for years. my job just doubled my workload after half my team was laid off. all this while planning an audition in my head, picturing myself on stage getting SIMULTANEOUSLY critiqued and applauded. so when i collapse under all this pressure and need a career change, at least i'll be dressed for the occasion. #WhenDoesAmericanIdolStart2026 #PreparingForMyBigBreak
it's not that i care too much about the timeline for 'American Idol' starting in twenty twenty-six, it's just that i’ve been ready with my funeral outfit for years. my job just doubled my workload after half my team was laid off. all this while planning an audition in my head, picturing myself on stage getting SIMULTANEOUSLY critiqued and applauded. so when i collapse under all this pressure and need a career change, at least i'll be dressed for the occasion. #WhenDoesAmericanIdolStart2026 #PreparingForMyBigBreak
day 47 of wondering why I spent 200 dollars on a cryo facial, while my ex is now dating my friend, the one who used to steal my socks. found out because she wore them on a group video call, like it was no big deal. my whole world crumbled as I stared at her in my favorite fuzzy socks. meanwhile, I'm just here… contemplating how to recycle my last letter to them that was labeled “a loving goodbye” ...