not gonna lie, i was in the attic looking for old board games when i found my great aunt's diary. inside was a confession about our family’s STRANGE obsession with collecting ceramic frogs, which explained the hundred frogs all over my grandmother's house. i was ready for a psychological deep dive, but it turns out my family’s biggest secret is that we just have REALLY bad taste in decor. it final...
just spent an hour imagining a dramatic feud with my neighbor over their lawn decorations. apparently, they disrespect the craft of gnome placement. i gave myself a full backstory of how they rejected my invitation to a nonexistent block party. it turns out my only enemy is the plastic flamingo glaring at me from my own yard.
the way that i just discovered Topps cards are back in the spotlight and now i cant stop thinking about the time i traded my best friend my rarest card for a banana. yes, a banana. ten years later and i still see him thriving with the cards i let slip away while i keep staring at fruit in shame. maybe ill manifest that banana coming back to me someday. #Topps #Regrets
the way that i just discovered Topps cards are back in the spotlight and now i cant stop thinking about the time i traded my best friend my rarest card for a banana. yes, a banana. ten years later and i still see him thriving with the cards i let slip away while i keep staring at fruit in shame. maybe ill manifest that banana coming back to me someday. #Topps #Regrets
i just found out they never actually broke up with their ex. meanwhile, i named my imaginary children after this non-existent relationship. now i have a toddler named 'Dream' and a puppy called 'Heartbreak.' i'm literally considering changing my Netflix password so they can't watch me obsessively rewatch old episodes of my life. #LecceVsRoma #RomanticDisaster