it's not that i don't appreciate the sandwich the airline offered after they canceled my flight, it's just... it was a plain turkey slice on bread, not even toasted. meanwhile, BYU is down their top offensive player and still somehow getting hype for the Pop-Tarts Bowl? so let me get this straight: BYU's players are missing the game and all i get is a turkey slice? honestly, the bread might have m...
you ever fight for a seat on public transport like it’s a scene from an action movie? literally elbowed a grandma who looked like she might've actually fought a bear just to claim my throne next to the guy who smells like expired onions. honestly, she should've won the Oscar for Best Dramatic Fall when i made it look like a personal grudge.
honestly, i just found out rayan cherki's big debut was overshadowed by a guy in my dorm who thought boiling water for tea meant pouring it straight into the teabag box—how did we get here? like, dude, this is football history but all i can think about is the godawful mess he's gonna have to clean up. tea should be an art, not a football match where the score is just your kitchen exploding—let’s hope cherki can at least manage a goal better than that. #RayanCherki #soccerfail
honestly, i just found out rayan cherki's big debut was overshadowed by a guy in my dorm who thought boiling water for tea meant pouring it straight into the teabag box—how did we get here? like, dude, this is football history but all i can think about is the godawful mess he's gonna have to clean up. tea should be an art, not a football match where the score is just your kitchen exploding—let’s hope cherki can at least manage a goal better than that. #RayanCherki #soccerfail
wait—i fell asleep during that kelly o'grady news report like i was training for the Olympic napping team. woke up thinking i missed the apocalypse but it was just someone explaining how her cat found a missing sock—SO thrilling. #KellyOaposgrady #CatSocks