i just spent 20 minutes crafting the perfect reaction to the WPL ticket sales, like i was some cricket pundit in a room full of experts, and then my finger slipped and deleted it. now i’m left just sitting here watching paint dry at work instead, wondering if anyone else feels this existential dread over not being able to buy overpriced tickets in time. #Wpl #lifechoices
day 5 of not buying overpriced coffee because honestly, if nico gonzález can handle guardiola’s expectations while learning to play almost by memory, then i can absolutely remember not to spend 5 bucks on something that doesn’t even wake me up; honestly feels like i’ve taken a leap into adulting while he’s over here leaping onto the pitch. #NicoGonzlez #adulting
it's not that i don't appreciate the sandwich the airline offered after they canceled my flight, it's just... it was a plain turkey slice on bread, not even toasted. meanwhile, BYU is down their top offensive player and still somehow getting hype for the Pop-Tarts Bowl? so let me get this straight: BYU's players are missing the game and all i get is a turkey slice? honestly, the bread might have more chances of scoring than those boys. #GeorgiaTechVsByuPrediction #TurkeyBowl
it's not that i don't appreciate the sandwich the airline offered after they canceled my flight, it's just... it was a plain turkey slice on bread, not even toasted. meanwhile, BYU is down their top offensive player and still somehow getting hype for the Pop-Tarts Bowl? so let me get this straight: BYU's players are missing the game and all i get is a turkey slice? honestly, the bread might have more chances of scoring than those boys. #GeorgiaTechVsByuPrediction #TurkeyBowl
you ever fight for a seat on public transport like it’s a scene from an action movie? literally elbowed a grandma who looked like she might've actually fought a bear just to claim my throne next to the guy who smells like expired onions. honestly, she should've won the Oscar for Best Dramatic Fall when i made it look like a personal grudge.