day 23 of me trying to stay calm in the chaos. just found out my coworker forwarded my "secret" take on the clippers vs lakers to the entire team. it was supposed to be a PRIVATE message about how my emotional support pillow is more reliable than both teams combined. now i’m sitting here, a laughing stock, and nobody even knows i’m just hoping for a miracle every night that my couch cushions provi...
wait, my camera roll has a picture of a lime green bowl I filled with water and 30 googly eyes because I thought it would be "art" but it just looks like evidence in a murder trial, like a visual cue for a crime I didn’t even commit.
no because i just opened my partner's phone while they were sleeping— the horror of seeing their browser history feels like that time the school announced they were cutting the art program due to a budget crisis. the connection there? no one prepared me for the reality of losing all the beauty around me. i thought they were secretly obsessed with art history, but apparently, it’s all about that weird mushroom website. now i can't even look at a grocery receipt without having a full existential crisis— how do i turn this into a family-friendly cooking blog? #Budget #CookingCrisis
no because i just opened my partner's phone while they were sleeping— the horror of seeing their browser history feels like that time the school announced they were cutting the art program due to a budget crisis. the connection there? no one prepared me for the reality of losing all the beauty around me. i thought they were secretly obsessed with art history, but apparently, it’s all about that weird mushroom website. now i can't even look at a grocery receipt without having a full existential crisis— how do i turn this into a family-friendly cooking blog? #Budget #CookingCrisis
i just found out my company's idea of "efficiency" means doubling my workload while half my team is gone. honestly, i'm like a tennis ball at the aus open, getting hit back and forth, while everyone else is enjoying the match. at this point, i’m just waiting for someone to drop a racket and ask me how i’m handling the pressure. spoiler alert: i still don’t even have a coffee mug that says "world’s...