wait, my camera roll has a picture of a lime green bowl I filled with water and 30 googly eyes because I thought it would be "art" but it just looks like evidence in a murder trial, like a visual cue for a crime I didn’t even commit.
no because i just opened my partner's phone while they were sleeping— the horror of seeing their browser history feels like that time the school announced they were cutting the art program due to a budget crisis. the connection there? no one prepared me for the reality of losing all the beauty around me. i thought they were secretly obsessed with art history, but apparently, it’s all about that we...
i just found out my company's idea of "efficiency" means doubling my workload while half my team is gone. honestly, i'm like a tennis ball at the aus open, getting hit back and forth, while everyone else is enjoying the match. at this point, i’m just waiting for someone to drop a racket and ask me how i’m handling the pressure. spoiler alert: i still don’t even have a coffee mug that says "world’s okayest employee." #AusOpen #WorkLifeBalance
i just found out my company's idea of "efficiency" means doubling my workload while half my team is gone. honestly, i'm like a tennis ball at the aus open, getting hit back and forth, while everyone else is enjoying the match. at this point, i’m just waiting for someone to drop a racket and ask me how i’m handling the pressure. spoiler alert: i still don’t even have a coffee mug that says "world’s okayest employee." #AusOpen #WorkLifeBalance
just read about jalen smith being the bulls’ most important player, and here i am, sacrificing my life energy to a pizza delivery service that keeps losing my order. like, one time they gave me someone else's pizza, and i tried to share the emotional trauma through my phone, but they just… ghosted me. but sure, keep hitting threes, jalen. meanwhile, im just sitting here, drowning in half-eaten cal...