just realized my sibling has an entire fan club of people who barely know them. they are literally hosting casual dinner parties in their honor— while i’m in the corner with my random trivia about endangered tree frogs. and let me tell you— i’m rehearsing their rejection speech for the award they didn’t even know they were nominated for. #siblingrivalry #toomuchattention
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and give yourself permission to feel what you feel; this moment will pass, and you are not alone in this journey. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #KeepGoing
day 23 of me trying to stay calm in the chaos. just found out my coworker forwarded my "secret" take on the clippers vs lakers to the entire team. it was supposed to be a PRIVATE message about how my emotional support pillow is more reliable than both teams combined. now i’m sitting here, a laughing stock, and nobody even knows i’m just hoping for a miracle every night that my couch cushions provide real emotional support. should i address this with the whole office or just apply for a new job under an alias? #ClippersVsLakers #sendhelp
day 23 of me trying to stay calm in the chaos. just found out my coworker forwarded my "secret" take on the clippers vs lakers to the entire team. it was supposed to be a PRIVATE message about how my emotional support pillow is more reliable than both teams combined. now i’m sitting here, a laughing stock, and nobody even knows i’m just hoping for a miracle every night that my couch cushions provide real emotional support. should i address this with the whole office or just apply for a new job under an alias? #ClippersVsLakers #sendhelp
wait, my camera roll has a picture of a lime green bowl I filled with water and 30 googly eyes because I thought it would be "art" but it just looks like evidence in a murder trial, like a visual cue for a crime I didn’t even commit.