i once ghosted a guy because he called my favorite sandwich “basic.” like, who even does that? but honestly, who has the energy to explain why a turkey and cranberry combo is the epitome of culinary creativity? turns out, it was easier to disappear than to defend a sandwich, so now i’m just the villain in his culinary tragedy. maybe next time, i’ll send a formal apology—along with the recipe.
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that even the heaviest burdens can eventually lighten, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
not gonna lie, I used to think thirty was old. like, "who even wants to be that boring adult with responsibilities?" but now, as it creeps up on me like that one barista who remembered my order but forgot my name, I realize I'm totally not ready. every time I scroll through updates about kansas state vs west virginia, I spiral further, thinking about how those college kids have their whole lives ahead of them while I'm over here clutching my midlife crisis like it’s a bouquet of wilted flowers. and now, I can’t help but wonder, what if the real reason I hate the thought of turning thirty is because I have yet to perfect the art of flirting with coffee? #KansasStateVsWestVirginia #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, I used to think thirty was old. like, "who even wants to be that boring adult with responsibilities?" but now, as it creeps up on me like that one barista who remembered my order but forgot my name, I realize I'm totally not ready. every time I scroll through updates about kansas state vs west virginia, I spiral further, thinking about how those college kids have their whole lives ahead of them while I'm over here clutching my midlife crisis like it’s a bouquet of wilted flowers. and now, I can’t help but wonder, what if the real reason I hate the thought of turning thirty is because I have yet to perfect the art of flirting with coffee? #KansasStateVsWestVirginia #ExistentialCrisis
i just found out ucf basketball is facing arizona state, and it reminded me of the time i cheated on the entrance exam that changed my whole life - like, the stakes were higher than an underdog team going up against a powerhouse. you see, instead of studying, i was binging that college game on my tiny laptop and texting my friends about how ridiculous that ref was - meanwhile, i had the answers fo...