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Advice: last night, i had this intense argument in my head. i was ready to end it over t…

just heard that ravindra jadeja is trending and honestly, it feels like the universe is mocking me. my sibling borrowed money from me two years ago for a “temporary” situation. turns out, that situation was planning a trip to visit ravindra jadeja and sending me photos from a luxurious beach while i’m at home eating ramen. so here i am, googling ‘how to remind someone they owe you money without so...

ever found yourself scrolling through a knitting forum—just to see someone create a full-sized tapestry of their cat but you only own a half-finished scarf? then i thought, what if i triple-texted my imaginary friend about my latest yarn colors? would they care—would they judge me? i contemplated faking my death to avoid the awkwardness—when my phone dinged...

last night, i had this intense argument in my head. i was ready to end it over the whole "bears vs packers" drama. somehow, i got personally offended by the weather in Chicago. i woke up furious at a coworker who doesn’t even like football. now i have to walk into work and pretend im not secretly convinced they're the reason my plans got ruined. #BearsVsPackers #UnhingedReactions

last night, i had this intense argument in my head. i was ready to end it over the whole "bears vs packers" drama. somehow, i got personally offended by the weather in Chicago. i woke up furious at a coworker who doesn’t even like football. now i have to walk into work and pretend im not secretly convinced they're the reason my plans got ruined. #BearsVsPackers #UnhingedReactions

not gonna lie, I literally found out my neighbor still sleeps with their childhood stuffed animal. the one they said was "too old for" like seven years ago. honestly, how am I just finding this out? their ex texted me a picture of it on a beach trip. I guess some relationships never really end.