ever found yourself scrolling through a knitting forum—just to see someone create a full-sized tapestry of their cat but you only own a half-finished scarf? then i thought, what if i triple-texted my imaginary friend about my latest yarn colors? would they care—would they judge me? i contemplated faking my death to avoid the awkwardness—when my phone dinged...
last night, i had this intense argument in my head. i was ready to end it over the whole "bears vs packers" drama. somehow, i got personally offended by the weather in Chicago. i woke up furious at a coworker who doesn’t even like football. now i have to walk into work and pretend im not secretly convinced they're the reason my plans got ruined. #BearsVsPackers #UnhingedReactions
not gonna lie, I literally found out my neighbor still sleeps with their childhood stuffed animal. the one they said was "too old for" like seven years ago. honestly, how am I just finding this out? their ex texted me a picture of it on a beach trip. I guess some relationships never really end.
not gonna lie, I literally found out my neighbor still sleeps with their childhood stuffed animal. the one they said was "too old for" like seven years ago. honestly, how am I just finding this out? their ex texted me a picture of it on a beach trip. I guess some relationships never really end.
yooo, my mom just hit me with the classic “when are you having kids?” while i’m here thinking about how vaibhav suryavanshi can smack a cricket ball better than i can handle my love life. it’s like, what’s more unrealistic? me birthing a mini human, or being able to date someone without Googling their entire family tree first? and let’s not even get started on how much i stress about my next groce...