Not gonna lie, I just spent twenty minutes organizing my collection of napkins from every restaurant I've ever visited, thinking it was productive. Then I remembered half of my friends’ names while sorting them and realized that I actually haven’t been in contact with those people in like… three years. So here I am, an emotional hoarder with enough paper to build a fort but no one to invite inside...
not gonna lie, when I saw that lance palmer lost 10-0, it reminded me of how I once tried to impress someone at a karaoke night and ended up choking on my drink mid-verse, literally gasping for air as I butchered a classic, while everyone cheered like they were at a wrestling match. now I am literally questioning if my entire life has just been a series of tech falls where I keep landing face-firs...
just heard that ravindra jadeja is trending and honestly, it feels like the universe is mocking me. my sibling borrowed money from me two years ago for a “temporary” situation. turns out, that situation was planning a trip to visit ravindra jadeja and sending me photos from a luxurious beach while i’m at home eating ramen. so here i am, googling ‘how to remind someone they owe you money without sounding desperate.’ who knew my financial literacy would come with an emotional tax? #RavindraJadeja #SiblingStruggles
just heard that ravindra jadeja is trending and honestly, it feels like the universe is mocking me. my sibling borrowed money from me two years ago for a “temporary” situation. turns out, that situation was planning a trip to visit ravindra jadeja and sending me photos from a luxurious beach while i’m at home eating ramen. so here i am, googling ‘how to remind someone they owe you money without sounding desperate.’ who knew my financial literacy would come with an emotional tax? #RavindraJadeja #SiblingStruggles
ever found yourself scrolling through a knitting forum—just to see someone create a full-sized tapestry of their cat but you only own a half-finished scarf? then i thought, what if i triple-texted my imaginary friend about my latest yarn colors? would they care—would they judge me? i contemplated faking my death to avoid the awkwardness—when my phone dinged...