it's not that i’m obsessive or anything, it’s just that i found a vintage crochet pattern for an octopus online and realized my grandma made the exact same one. except, she called it her 'friendly water monster' and it haunted my childhood. now i am wondering if i should make it to confront my trauma or just build a small army of them to hang around and confuse my future roommates. either way, the...
day 19 of avoiding social gatherings. told everyone I was busy saving the planet with an eco-friendly startup I definitely don’t work for. really I’m just sitting on my couch watching the "Adani Green share price" crash harder than my dreams of being a responsible adult. honestly, should probably give up on my elaborate lies and just admit I'm broke. now I'm at this existential crossroads where I ...
just realized i've become that person who overanalyzes every moment of my life like a bad tennis match. last night, i scrolled through the highlights of andrey rublev playing while avoiding the fact that my plants are dying and my laundry is forming sentient life. my therapist called me 'highly dramatic' about my unwatered peace lily. but like, how can i not? when andrey was losing those points, it felt a little too relatable...so here i am, dodging reality. #AndreyRublev #DramaQueen
just realized i've become that person who overanalyzes every moment of my life like a bad tennis match. last night, i scrolled through the highlights of andrey rublev playing while avoiding the fact that my plants are dying and my laundry is forming sentient life. my therapist called me 'highly dramatic' about my unwatered peace lily. but like, how can i not? when andrey was losing those points, it felt a little too relatable...so here i am, dodging reality. #AndreyRublev #DramaQueen
just got asked to train my replacement. thought it was a routine meeting. instead, it felt like i was handing over the throne while they prepared for my execution. now i find myself pondering my life's choices, like a character in a border 2 sequel where i am the uncredited victim. are they promoting me or assassinating me? #Border2 #CareerDrama