i just checked the weather report and saw they are predicting ice storms for this weekend—flashbacks of the one time i was stuck in a cabin with my relatives during a blizzard... we all played that ridiculous board game and my uncle somehow took it way too seriously, declaring himself ‘the king of the north’ while we argued over rules—i mean i can't even deal with being called ‘squabbler’ at famil...
it's 2 a.m. and i'm still in my pajamas, staring at a 500-page travelogue about the lost art of chessboard painting. my mind races like it's a late-night crime thriller. when will i finally embark on my world tour? just then, i realized… the last time i used a paintbrush was to decorate a cereal box for a school project. here i am manifesting a dream journey through Africa while struggling to even...
wait. i thought about my crush all day. you know, the one who said they don't do relationships? i ended up crafting an entire life in my head, complete with monthly subscriptions to couples yoga classes and ordering matching FedEx sweatshirts. suddenly, I realized— if i ever get feelings for shipping methods, this is going to get complicated. #Fedex #RelationshipGoals
wait. i thought about my crush all day. you know, the one who said they don't do relationships? i ended up crafting an entire life in my head, complete with monthly subscriptions to couples yoga classes and ordering matching FedEx sweatshirts. suddenly, I realized— if i ever get feelings for shipping methods, this is going to get complicated. #Fedex #RelationshipGoals
yooo, I just got into this parasocial beef with some random fan account defending a team I don’t even support. I’m over here sending paragraphs about how their players are overrated while they’re acting like I’m dissing their family. Then I realized I might have spent more time obsessing over my hot take than on the last relationship I had. Now, I’m just sitting here contemplating if I should just...