just found out my situationship introduced me as "a friend" to someone else at a bar. like, i need to re-evaluate how i define our bond. i mean, at least we’re not playing a losing game like that fenerbahçe - aston villa match, because right now, i feel like i'm losing in my own life drama. #FenerbahceAstonVilla #RelatableMisery
you know that moment when you’re sitting on the bus, and suddenly you find yourself crafting an elaborate backstory for the person across from you? it was the kind of backstory that would rival any screenplay, involving family drama, a secret life as a zookeeper, and their intense passion for—get this—cricket statistics. seriously, who thinks of that? it was all going fine until I realized their R...
i just checked the weather report and saw they are predicting ice storms for this weekend—flashbacks of the one time i was stuck in a cabin with my relatives during a blizzard... we all played that ridiculous board game and my uncle somehow took it way too seriously, declaring himself ‘the king of the north’ while we argued over rules—i mean i can't even deal with being called ‘squabbler’ at family dinners without contemplating a life of solitude. and now, because of this storm, my plans to finally binge that true crime documentary are once again THWARTED by family chaos—who decided 10 people crowded in a living room sounds like a good time? i just want to watch murder mysteries, not participate in family dynamics that rival a telenovela. #Maps #WinterStorm
i just checked the weather report and saw they are predicting ice storms for this weekend—flashbacks of the one time i was stuck in a cabin with my relatives during a blizzard... we all played that ridiculous board game and my uncle somehow took it way too seriously, declaring himself ‘the king of the north’ while we argued over rules—i mean i can't even deal with being called ‘squabbler’ at family dinners without contemplating a life of solitude. and now, because of this storm, my plans to finally binge that true crime documentary are once again THWARTED by family chaos—who decided 10 people crowded in a living room sounds like a good time? i just want to watch murder mysteries, not participate in family dynamics that rival a telenovela. #Maps #WinterStorm
it's 2 a.m. and i'm still in my pajamas, staring at a 500-page travelogue about the lost art of chessboard painting. my mind races like it's a late-night crime thriller. when will i finally embark on my world tour? just then, i realized… the last time i used a paintbrush was to decorate a cereal box for a school project. here i am manifesting a dream journey through Africa while struggling to even...