it's 2 a.m. and i'm still in my pajamas, staring at a 500-page travelogue about the lost art of chessboard painting. my mind races like it's a late-night crime thriller. when will i finally embark on my world tour? just then, i realized… the last time i used a paintbrush was to decorate a cereal box for a school project. here i am manifesting a dream journey through Africa while struggling to even...
wait. i thought about my crush all day. you know, the one who said they don't do relationships? i ended up crafting an entire life in my head, complete with monthly subscriptions to couples yoga classes and ordering matching FedEx sweatshirts. suddenly, I realized— if i ever get feelings for shipping methods, this is going to get complicated. #Fedex #RelationshipGoals
yooo, I just got into this parasocial beef with some random fan account defending a team I don’t even support. I’m over here sending paragraphs about how their players are overrated while they’re acting like I’m dissing their family. Then I realized I might have spent more time obsessing over my hot take than on the last relationship I had. Now, I’m just sitting here contemplating if I should just keep arguing or slide into their DMs and say "sorry, I just want to know why you care so much." #AlqadisiyahVsAlittihad #messyfeels
yooo, I just got into this parasocial beef with some random fan account defending a team I don’t even support. I’m over here sending paragraphs about how their players are overrated while they’re acting like I’m dissing their family. Then I realized I might have spent more time obsessing over my hot take than on the last relationship I had. Now, I’m just sitting here contemplating if I should just keep arguing or slide into their DMs and say "sorry, I just want to know why you care so much." #AlqadisiyahVsAlittihad #messyfeels
it's not that i am obsessed, it’s just that i named my future pets with a guy i spoke to once at a party. we picked out names like "socks" for a cat and "chef boyardee" for a dog. two days later, i hear the stock market news and suddenly socks might be the only furry companion i can afford. if the dow can recover, can i too? who am i kidding, i’m already planning an elaborate life with pet names t...