wait, so I moved cities for someone who ghosted me after three months. it's like that viral video about the girl whose boyfriend gets caught in an embarrassing situation. I should have seen the signs, you know? I practiced giving him a piece of my mind, but now I just sit here staring at my blank wall while contemplating why I thought moving across the country would work out. the irony is, I have ...
no because I quit my stable job to become a professional whittler—yes, whittling. now I spend my days crafting tiny spoons from random sticks, while secretly mourning my previous life of health insurance and bathroom breaks. my wood shavings have more stability than my mental state—meanwhile, my friends think I’m a minimalist genius. the reality? my “passion project” is just me and my twelve splin...
you ever thought you were the main character in a group of friends, only to realize you're actually the comedic relief? i picked sides at a paintball match and ended up being the target practice for everyone else. every time i peeked out from behind a barricade—bang, splat—my own team got me in the crossfire. now i’m home, washing blue paint off my forehead, feeling like a literal walking punchline—still don’t know how i got here. #whoamI #comedicrelief
you ever thought you were the main character in a group of friends, only to realize you're actually the comedic relief? i picked sides at a paintball match and ended up being the target practice for everyone else. every time i peeked out from behind a barricade—bang, splat—my own team got me in the crossfire. now i’m home, washing blue paint off my forehead, feeling like a literal walking punchline—still don’t know how i got here. #whoamI #comedicrelief
not gonna lie, I just texted a bold confession about how I would make the ultimate tribute video for a stranger I follow online. now I’m literally glued to my screen, watching those three dots like my future depends on it. honestly, if they respond, I’ll plan our whole life together; if they don’t, I’ll just have to cry in the bathtub for the next three weeks. but hey, maybe I'll become the next t...