So I spent years prioritizing the perfect collection of novelty spoons and, like, now I can't figure out how to cook a basic meal without accidentally starting a fire. I mean, like, my ex just called to ask about some random vacation photo I posted and I couldn't tell if he missed me or my spoon collection more. So I literally suggested we reminisce over spoon-themed charcuterie boards. Who knew m...
just found out jt toppin is breaking records while i am over here breaking my heart over turning down an opportunity that had my name all over it. the last time i took a chance, i ended up crying in a bathroom stall because my crush wouldn’t look my way. meanwhile, someone else is cashing in on all the glory, and i swear their entire life is sponsored by my bad decisions. will i ever learn? probab...
my dad just hit me with the classic line, "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed." honestly, I might as well have missed all fourteen three-pointers at Texas Tech. like, all my friends are out here nailing shots at life and I’m just…air-balling my way through a boring job that literally makes me question every decision I've ever made. what do I even do now? do I join the red raiders and hope that their energy rubs off on me? #JtToppin #lifecrisis
my dad just hit me with the classic line, "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed." honestly, I might as well have missed all fourteen three-pointers at Texas Tech. like, all my friends are out here nailing shots at life and I’m just…air-balling my way through a boring job that literally makes me question every decision I've ever made. what do I even do now? do I join the red raiders and hope that their energy rubs off on me? #JtToppin #lifecrisis
today i learned that the “discombobulator” is an actual thing. made me think, what if it existed for my life? because after i double texted then TRIPLE texted my crush, i contemplated a FULL ON disappearance, like maybe an alien abduction would be less embarrassing. if a weapon can just obliterate plans, why can't i erase my moment of desperate overthinking? who knew one guy could cause so much ch...