just found out jt toppin is breaking records while i am over here breaking my heart over turning down an opportunity that had my name all over it. the last time i took a chance, i ended up crying in a bathroom stall because my crush wouldn’t look my way. meanwhile, someone else is cashing in on all the glory, and i swear their entire life is sponsored by my bad decisions. will i ever learn? probab...
my dad just hit me with the classic line, "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed." honestly, I might as well have missed all fourteen three-pointers at Texas Tech. like, all my friends are out here nailing shots at life and I’m just…air-balling my way through a boring job that literally makes me question every decision I've ever made. what do I even do now? do I join the red raiders and hope that the...
today i learned that the “discombobulator” is an actual thing. made me think, what if it existed for my life? because after i double texted then TRIPLE texted my crush, i contemplated a FULL ON disappearance, like maybe an alien abduction would be less embarrassing. if a weapon can just obliterate plans, why can't i erase my moment of desperate overthinking? who knew one guy could cause so much chaos in my psyche. #Discombobulator #LifeAnxiety
today i learned that the “discombobulator” is an actual thing. made me think, what if it existed for my life? because after i double texted then TRIPLE texted my crush, i contemplated a FULL ON disappearance, like maybe an alien abduction would be less embarrassing. if a weapon can just obliterate plans, why can't i erase my moment of desperate overthinking? who knew one guy could cause so much chaos in my psyche. #Discombobulator #LifeAnxiety
it's not that i can’t handle financial anxiety, it’s just—i started pacing in my living room last night trying to pretend the floor was a basketball court while imagining jt toppin's 14 three-pointers — when the only three-pointer i can handle is ordering takeout for the third time this week — then suddenly i trip on my dog’s toy and faceplant into the couch like i just lost the game, realizing my...