just wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i have not won yet. like, i even practiced it in front of my bathroom mirror with full-on dramatic gestures. "thank you to my fans" has become an all-consuming mantra while i stand there holding a shampoo bottle as a fake trophy. honestly, who knew you could feel this much pride for a win that only exists in your head... maybe i should start thankin...
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So I spent years prioritizing the perfect collection of novelty spoons and, like, now I can't figure out how to cook a basic meal without accidentally starting a fire. I mean, like, my ex just called to ask about some random vacation photo I posted and I couldn't tell if he missed me or my spoon collection more. So I literally suggested we reminisce over spoon-themed charcuterie boards. Who knew my life choices would lead to planning a "spoons and tears" reunion?
So I spent years prioritizing the perfect collection of novelty spoons and, like, now I can't figure out how to cook a basic meal without accidentally starting a fire. I mean, like, my ex just called to ask about some random vacation photo I posted and I couldn't tell if he missed me or my spoon collection more. So I literally suggested we reminisce over spoon-themed charcuterie boards. Who knew my life choices would lead to planning a "spoons and tears" reunion?
just found out jt toppin is breaking records while i am over here breaking my heart over turning down an opportunity that had my name all over it. the last time i took a chance, i ended up crying in a bathroom stall because my crush wouldn’t look my way. meanwhile, someone else is cashing in on all the glory, and i swear their entire life is sponsored by my bad decisions. will i ever learn? probab...