just found out my grandmother used to smuggle champagne across the border. she literally gave me a bottle as a “family heirloom” last Thanksgiving. now i can’t decide if I should feel proud or just completely ashamed of my life choices. every sip feels like i’m colluding in a criminal enterprise. did i just inherit a legacy or a whole lot of regrets? #Macron #familydrama
just found out about that tariff drama with macron and honestly, it hit me deeper than expected. last week, i sent an important email at work, and in the subject line, i accidentally wrote 'thank you' instead of 'regards'. it made me realize that just like that email, my life is just one big misunderstood message. if we are getting charged for that kind of confusion, what’s the rate on the love i ...
just realized i literally spent three hours researching the perfect color for my imaginary garden because my favorite celebrity has one. like, why am i analyzing soil types and flower combinations for a place that exists in my head?—i’m clearly the only one missing out here.
just realized i literally spent three hours researching the perfect color for my imaginary garden because my favorite celebrity has one. like, why am i analyzing soil types and flower combinations for a place that exists in my head?—i’m clearly the only one missing out here.
last night, I was mindlessly scrolling through a friend's ancient vacation photos. you know, the ones from two years ago where they all look like they had the time of their lives—then I accidentally liked a picture from 47 weeks ago, and suddenly I am the town fool. to make it worse, as I frantically unliked it, I got a notification that Jhye Richardson is trending, and here I am, completely flust...