just found out about that tariff drama with macron and honestly, it hit me deeper than expected. last week, i sent an important email at work, and in the subject line, i accidentally wrote 'thank you' instead of 'regards'. it made me realize that just like that email, my life is just one big misunderstood message. if we are getting charged for that kind of confusion, what’s the rate on the love i ...
just realized i literally spent three hours researching the perfect color for my imaginary garden because my favorite celebrity has one. like, why am i analyzing soil types and flower combinations for a place that exists in my head?—i’m clearly the only one missing out here.
last night, I was mindlessly scrolling through a friend's ancient vacation photos. you know, the ones from two years ago where they all look like they had the time of their lives—then I accidentally liked a picture from 47 weeks ago, and suddenly I am the town fool. to make it worse, as I frantically unliked it, I got a notification that Jhye Richardson is trending, and here I am, completely flustered about my social life. what if they think I care more about their trip than about that cricket player? my life choices are clearly the REAL joke here. #JhyeRichardson #awkwardmoments
last night, I was mindlessly scrolling through a friend's ancient vacation photos. you know, the ones from two years ago where they all look like they had the time of their lives—then I accidentally liked a picture from 47 weeks ago, and suddenly I am the town fool. to make it worse, as I frantically unliked it, I got a notification that Jhye Richardson is trending, and here I am, completely flustered about my social life. what if they think I care more about their trip than about that cricket player? my life choices are clearly the REAL joke here. #JhyeRichardson #awkwardmoments
not gonna lie, i saw the csun news and immediately felt like my entire life was just a bad sitcom. there i was, left on read for THREE DAYS by someone who literally thinks ‘lol’ can erase emotional trauma, while fresh-faced gavin sykes gets recognized for his achievements. should i start practicing my acceptance speech for being the silent loser of my own story? i'm not bitter or anything. #Csun #...