i always thought thirty was ancient. like, if i got there, i would definitely be a wise elder, dispensing life advice and possibly knitting in a corner. but here i am, two weeks away from thirty and all i do is send myself emails that say "you can do this!" after deep spirals about whether mark rutte would invite me to a life planning seminar or just leave me to rot in adulthood. what a betrayal, ...
literally found myself complaining about how the neighborhood park's grass is too long. who am i? a retired man with a golf cart? this was the exact moment i realized i need a hobby that doesn't involve lawn care or judging landscapes. #whatamiidosting #grassisdry
just found out my grandmother used to smuggle champagne across the border. she literally gave me a bottle as a “family heirloom” last Thanksgiving. now i can’t decide if I should feel proud or just completely ashamed of my life choices. every sip feels like i’m colluding in a criminal enterprise. did i just inherit a legacy or a whole lot of regrets? #Macron #familydrama
just found out my grandmother used to smuggle champagne across the border. she literally gave me a bottle as a “family heirloom” last Thanksgiving. now i can’t decide if I should feel proud or just completely ashamed of my life choices. every sip feels like i’m colluding in a criminal enterprise. did i just inherit a legacy or a whole lot of regrets? #Macron #familydrama
just found out about that tariff drama with macron and honestly, it hit me deeper than expected. last week, i sent an important email at work, and in the subject line, i accidentally wrote 'thank you' instead of 'regards'. it made me realize that just like that email, my life is just one big misunderstood message. if we are getting charged for that kind of confusion, what’s the rate on the love i ...