bruh, I told everyone I couldn't go to that concert because I "had a prior commitment," but really I was at home binging that Netflix series I've already seen six times—who's winning in life here, me or the guy singing about heartbreak I couldn’t afford a ticket for? - should I have just said my wallet needed a hug instead? #livingthatbrokeclublife #priorcommitments
yooo, so everyone's raving about Sidney Crosby and the Olympics. meanwhile, I'm stuck at home, bingeing shows while pretending my real life is not a train wreck. I’m here wishing I could pass my responsibilities off like he’s passing the torch to Connor McDavid. real talk, if only I could throw my to-do list at someone else, I'd be in the gold medal round of stress relief. #SidneyCrosby #relatable
it's not that i can't handle pressure, it's just that i literally melted into a puddle when my mom compared me to my cousin who's literally breaking records and having panic attacks like it's a new trend. like, cool, i can't even break through a sandwich without overthinking. it's embarrassing how i look flawless on Instagram while inside, i'm just a houseplant without water. #MohammadNadeem #lifeiswild
it's not that i can't handle pressure, it's just that i literally melted into a puddle when my mom compared me to my cousin who's literally breaking records and having panic attacks like it's a new trend. like, cool, i can't even break through a sandwich without overthinking. it's embarrassing how i look flawless on Instagram while inside, i'm just a houseplant without water. #MohammadNadeem #lifeiswild
bruh, saw that news about that student getting rewarded for taking down a criminal. honestly, it hit me hard because I just spent an entire weekend bingeing a show about superheroes while my life is literally a never-ending cycle of waiting for a change that never comes. like, how is this real? here I am, stuck in the same place with the same people, and someone is out here getting recognized for ...