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Rants: bruh, I told everyone I couldn't go to that concert because I "had a prior commi…

I just heard about the rain ruining the match and all I could think about was how nothing ever goes right for me. Last time I planned a big outing with friends, I canceled because my family was pushing me into yet another conversation about my future. You know, the one where they compare me to my overachieving cousins who have everything figured out. It’s funny how I can stare at my gaming setup f...

the way that holiday dinner turned into an intervention over my choice to study pottery — like, is crafting an art or a life crisis? why do they think my hobby is their business? sure, my apartment looks like a clay explosion, but at least i’m not selling essential oils online like someone i know — are they really qualified to judge?

bruh, I told everyone I couldn't go to that concert because I "had a prior commitment," but really I was at home binging that Netflix series I've already seen six times—who's winning in life here, me or the guy singing about heartbreak I couldn’t afford a ticket for? - should I have just said my wallet needed a hug instead? #livingthatbrokeclublife #priorcommitments

bruh, I told everyone I couldn't go to that concert because I "had a prior commitment," but really I was at home binging that Netflix series I've already seen six times—who's winning in life here, me or the guy singing about heartbreak I couldn’t afford a ticket for? - should I have just said my wallet needed a hug instead? #livingthatbrokeclublife #priorcommitments

yooo, so everyone's raving about Sidney Crosby and the Olympics. meanwhile, I'm stuck at home, bingeing shows while pretending my real life is not a train wreck. I’m here wishing I could pass my responsibilities off like he’s passing the torch to Connor McDavid. real talk, if only I could throw my to-do list at someone else, I'd be in the gold medal round of stress relief. #SidneyCrosby #relatable