yooo, so everyone's raving about Sidney Crosby and the Olympics. meanwhile, I'm stuck at home, bingeing shows while pretending my real life is not a train wreck. I’m here wishing I could pass my responsibilities off like he’s passing the torch to Connor McDavid. real talk, if only I could throw my to-do list at someone else, I'd be in the gold medal round of stress relief. #SidneyCrosby #relatable
it's not that i can't handle pressure, it's just that i literally melted into a puddle when my mom compared me to my cousin who's literally breaking records and having panic attacks like it's a new trend. like, cool, i can't even break through a sandwich without overthinking. it's embarrassing how i look flawless on Instagram while inside, i'm just a houseplant without water. #MohammadNadeem #life...
bruh, saw that news about that student getting rewarded for taking down a criminal. honestly, it hit me hard because I just spent an entire weekend bingeing a show about superheroes while my life is literally a never-ending cycle of waiting for a change that never comes. like, how is this real? here I am, stuck in the same place with the same people, and someone is out here getting recognized for their bravery. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was cooking pasta without burning it. #Dapat #lifeisajoke
bruh, saw that news about that student getting rewarded for taking down a criminal. honestly, it hit me hard because I just spent an entire weekend bingeing a show about superheroes while my life is literally a never-ending cycle of waiting for a change that never comes. like, how is this real? here I am, stuck in the same place with the same people, and someone is out here getting recognized for their bravery. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was cooking pasta without burning it. #Dapat #lifeisajoke
wait, so everyone's buzzing about this new league format with no draws. meanwhile, i'm just over here trying to figure out how to stretch my pantry ingredients until next paycheck. every month is like a game where I have to score points to keep my head above water. even got the Netflix login on borrowed time because it feels too risky to cancel. if only my life had that kind of instant action wher...