Anonymous Post: shamima begum is the ultimate disgrace, wanting to waltz back to the uk after su…

so one time i was in a coffee shop and spilled my whole drink all over my lap, like honestly thought it would ruin my day but instead just sat there, literally looking like i peed myself, and the barista gave me a free pastry to make me feel better which was nice but like now i was covered in crumbs too and could not stop laughing at myself.

yaar, matlab samjho na, my mother-in-law thinks my daughters are a failed experiment, like seriously, agar hum genetically modifying karte toh pata nahi kya hota, ghar wale samjh te nahi ki unka bias zindagi kharab kar raha hai, and my husband just stood there like a plant.

literally thought the test results would ruin everything but they came back perfect, like honestly how is that even possible after all that worry, and now it feels like the weight is gone, ya know? घर वाले समझते नहीं