so i was trying to make a fancy dinner for myself and got all the ingredients out, then realized i had no idea how to cook any of it. ended up making a weird combo of mashed potatoes with peanut butter and somehow thought it was gourmet until i took a bite and had to laugh at myself for being a total disaster.
so one time i was in a coffee shop and spilled my whole drink all over my lap, like honestly thought it would ruin my day but instead just sat there, literally looking like i peed myself, and the barista gave me a free pastry to make me feel better which was nice but like now i was covered in crumbs too and could not stop laughing at myself.
yaar, matlab samjho na, my mother-in-law thinks my daughters are a failed experiment, like seriously, agar hum genetically modifying karte toh pata nahi kya hota, ghar wale samjh te nahi ki unka bias zindagi kharab kar raha hai, and my husband just stood there like a plant.
yaar, matlab samjho na, my mother-in-law thinks my daughters are a failed experiment, like seriously, agar hum genetically modifying karte toh pata nahi kya hota, ghar wale samjh te nahi ki unka bias zindagi kharab kar raha hai, and my husband just stood there like a plant.
shamima begum is the ultimate disgrace, wanting to waltz back to the uk after supporting the very worst of humanity! how can anyone think she deserves a warm welcome after selling out her soul to ISIS?