i literally just spent an hour looking for a single sock that disappeared in the laundry, like how does that even happen, and now i am regretting doing the whole load since i found the other sock under the couch like why do i even bother sometimes
so i was at this wedding and thought i was being funny by asking the bartender for a “trendy cocktail” and he literally looked me dead in the eyes and said “you mean a martini?” and everyone heard and i just stood there like okay cool, bye confidence
d4vd caught red-handed in a twisted nightmare, suspected of murdering celeste rivas hernandez, and they found her body in his fancy tesla? what happened to the sweet singer while he was busy playing the victim?
d4vd caught red-handed in a twisted nightmare, suspected of murdering celeste rivas hernandez, and they found her body in his fancy tesla? what happened to the sweet singer while he was busy playing the victim?
so i once went to a wedding and accidentally gave the best man a hug instead of the bride during the toast. i just remembered how the whole room was dead silent and the awkwardness of that hug felt like a full hour while i tried to play it off.