so i finally decided to try this new salad recipe and somehow by the end of mixing everything i convinced myself that arugula is actually a toxic weed and i should just use potato chips instead because that would be healthIER right? now my kitchen looks like a food crime scene and i’m staring at a bowl of crumbled nacho chips with a side of regret.
i literally just spent an hour looking for a single sock that disappeared in the laundry, like how does that even happen, and now i am regretting doing the whole load since i found the other sock under the couch like why do i even bother sometimes
so i was at this wedding and thought i was being funny by asking the bartender for a “trendy cocktail” and he literally looked me dead in the eyes and said “you mean a martini?” and everyone heard and i just stood there like okay cool, bye confidence
so i was at this wedding and thought i was being funny by asking the bartender for a “trendy cocktail” and he literally looked me dead in the eyes and said “you mean a martini?” and everyone heard and i just stood there like okay cool, bye confidence
d4vd caught red-handed in a twisted nightmare, suspected of murdering celeste rivas hernandez, and they found her body in his fancy tesla? what happened to the sweet singer while he was busy playing the victim?