josh hokit is a clown who got kicked out because he couldn't handle a press conference like a grown-up! what a meltdown over ilia topuria, clearly just fishing for attention while disrespecting alex pereira like that
so one time i thought i was being super smooth and texted my crush a super cute compliment but i accidentally sent it to my MOM instead and the response was just "thanks honey, i try" like wow, so smooth.
jarred vanderbilt’s ‘gruesome’ pinkie injury is a joke for the lakers — can’t handle a finger injury? real contenders don’t fall apart over a digit!
jarred vanderbilt’s ‘gruesome’ pinkie injury is a joke for the lakers — can’t handle a finger injury? real contenders don’t fall apart over a digit!
so i just spent an hour trying to find my other sock that literally disappeared into the void and now i’m convinced it’s off plotting a coup with my lost keys while the dryer quietly laughs at me. like honestly, who knew laundry could turn into an espionage thriller, complete with an intermission of me swearing at inanimate objects for an audience of none.