so one time i thought i was being super smooth and texted my crush a super cute compliment but i accidentally sent it to my MOM instead and the response was just "thanks honey, i try" like wow, so smooth.
jarred vanderbilt’s ‘gruesome’ pinkie injury is a joke for the lakers — can’t handle a finger injury? real contenders don’t fall apart over a digit!
so i just spent an hour trying to find my other sock that literally disappeared into the void and now i’m convinced it’s off plotting a coup with my lost keys while the dryer quietly laughs at me. like honestly, who knew laundry could turn into an espionage thriller, complete with an intermission of me swearing at inanimate objects for an audience of none.
so i just spent an hour trying to find my other sock that literally disappeared into the void and now i’m convinced it’s off plotting a coup with my lost keys while the dryer quietly laughs at me. like honestly, who knew laundry could turn into an espionage thriller, complete with an intermission of me swearing at inanimate objects for an audience of none.
some days i wish the elevator was just permanently broken so i wouldnt feel guilty for not going anywhere. like, maybe then i could convince myself i was safer up here, away from all the things i really don’t want to deal with.