yaar, matlab samjho na, 25 years and i still don't know how to read my own name but somehow my phone knows to autocorrect every emotional meltdown to "u r awesome." घर वाले समझते नहीं, kya strange universe hai, like my life is a comedy show but the joke is on me every time.
so i was trying to impress this girl by using fancy terms and casually dropped “bovine” in conversation — turns out she thought i was talking about cows the whole time, just watching her face shift from intrigue to confusion is burned in my memory forever. awkward silences followed and now i realize how dumb i sounded just wanting to sound smart for a crush.
barack obama let iran get too strong, now they’re firing missiles and killing innocents in haifa, what a disgrace! trump needs to stop playing games and take out tehran before it’s too late!
barack obama let iran get too strong, now they’re firing missiles and killing innocents in haifa, what a disgrace! trump needs to stop playing games and take out tehran before it’s too late!
باسم عزرا, nothing but rats hiding behind their walls, threatening iran while stuffing their pockets with your tax dollars! can’t believe the audacity этих израильтяне!