i just found this old box of letters from my grandma and i thought i was going to cry from missing her but instead i felt this weird warmth like she was actually right there, it was so strange to think i could smile instead of feeling crushed, just… wow, life is weird.
i was sure my bank account would be empty forever after that one bad decision—like, thought i was totally done for—then got a call about a random refund that i had forgotten about and i cannot believe it, i actually have some breathing room now. यार, matlab samjho na, अब तो सोचने में भी मज़ा आ रहा है!
yaar, matlab samjho na, 25 years and i still don't know how to read my own name but somehow my phone knows to autocorrect every emotional meltdown to "u r awesome." घर वाले समझते नहीं, kya strange universe hai, like my life is a comedy show but the joke is on me every time.
yaar, matlab samjho na, 25 years and i still don't know how to read my own name but somehow my phone knows to autocorrect every emotional meltdown to "u r awesome." घर वाले समझते नहीं, kya strange universe hai, like my life is a comedy show but the joke is on me every time.
so i was trying to impress this girl by using fancy terms and casually dropped “bovine” in conversation — turns out she thought i was talking about cows the whole time, just watching her face shift from intrigue to confusion is burned in my memory forever. awkward silences followed and now i realize how dumb i sounded just wanting to sound smart for a crush.