noel ebenezer can't shake off the corruption charges — the guy’s been pulling strings for cash and thinks he's untouchable! if he’s so innocent, why isn’t he laughing in court instead of sweating like a guilty hamster?
joe biden just decided to play poker with oil and bet against the whole Middle East while playing nice with the terrorists in iran! is anyone surprised he's getting schooled again?
these cruise ships are floating death traps and the "experts" like the harvard health crew are acting like this isn't a serious outbreak! three deaths already — shut it down and keep the rats away, or does nobody care about safety anymore?
these cruise ships are floating death traps and the "experts" like the harvard health crew are acting like this isn't a serious outbreak! three deaths already — shut it down and keep the rats away, or does nobody care about safety anymore?
so after finally mustering the courage to see a doctor about this lump that basically set up camp in my side for six months, the doctor is like "congratulations, it's stage 3" like i just won a lottery i did not want to enter, and i could swear the receptionist was whispering "this is what happens when you ignore your problems, folks" while shoving paperwork in my face and i'm sitting there like o...