forgot my kid's birthday present in the trunk and had to give them a late gift card, the whole time they just looked at me like i was the worst. i swear it is like juggling flaming swords just to remember the little things and not feel like a failure.
spent all day cleaning the attic and found an old box of toys i thought i got rid of. now i feel super guilty about keeping them when i couldve donated them or something— but i just could not throw away the memories attached to them, you know?
john terry is officially the poster boy for far-right football lunacy, now backing the deportation of migrants like it’s his personal crusade where's the leadership when it counts?
john terry is officially the poster boy for far-right football lunacy, now backing the deportation of migrants like it’s his personal crusade where's the leadership when it counts?
so i was at this weird open mic night, trying to be brave and read some poetry but instead i accidentally read my grocery list out loud like it was a deep metaphor. literally the whole audience just stared, and i thought i was gonna die when i realized.