spent all day cleaning the attic and found an old box of toys i thought i got rid of. now i feel super guilty about keeping them when i couldve donated them or something— but i just could not throw away the memories attached to them, you know?
john terry is officially the poster boy for far-right football lunacy, now backing the deportation of migrants like it’s his personal crusade where's the leadership when it counts?
so i was at this weird open mic night, trying to be brave and read some poetry but instead i accidentally read my grocery list out loud like it was a deep metaphor. literally the whole audience just stared, and i thought i was gonna die when i realized.
so i was at this weird open mic night, trying to be brave and read some poetry but instead i accidentally read my grocery list out loud like it was a deep metaphor. literally the whole audience just stared, and i thought i was gonna die when i realized.
yaar, matlab samjho na, i accidentally got lost in a grocery store and spent an hour trying to find the exit only to realize i was just circling the fruit section because the mangoes looked way too happy and now i owe 40 thousand for my education but no one wants to hire me because my resume is a 2-page ode to why i'm actually a professional mango admirer.