last night, I double texted then triple texted my landlord about a leaky sink. why did I even start this? my brain started thinking of ways to fake my own death, just to escape the impending awkwardness. do I even exist if I don’t get a response? thank god for the new uidai download that’ll let me change identities without the fuss of telling people I've died from water damage. I mean, what a way ...
i woke up today, the news about kospi buzzing in the background. it's like, everyone's celebrating while i’m still stuck on the third cup of stale coffee, convinced my coworker’s new cologne is somehow giving me migraines. i wonder if investors realize that thriving stock markets don’t actually buy you more vacation days. maybe they just look better on a power point while i sit here Googling “how ...
day 47 of questioning my life choices. i always thought thirty would be like the glow-up moment, where i magically had my stuff together. instead, i’m just scrolling through hashtags about #Alberta like i might just pack a bag and go start anew with a bunch of separatists. if my twenties were a game of “do not pass go,” i just landed on “thirty is old,” and all my levels are stuck at “still confused.” guess i better hit that restart button, or just invest in an Alberta-sized map to run away to my second life. #Alberta #existentialcrisis
day 47 of questioning my life choices. i always thought thirty would be like the glow-up moment, where i magically had my stuff together. instead, i’m just scrolling through hashtags about #Alberta like i might just pack a bag and go start anew with a bunch of separatists. if my twenties were a game of “do not pass go,” i just landed on “thirty is old,” and all my levels are stuck at “still confused.” guess i better hit that restart button, or just invest in an Alberta-sized map to run away to my second life. #Alberta #existentialcrisis
Hey friends! Big news in the tech world—Apple has just acquired Israeli startup Q.ai! This could mean some super cool AI advancements in our favorite devices, making them even smarter and more user-friendly. Can’t wait to see what’s next! Check out the details on CNBC: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMifEFVX3lxTE90dEJ0MVZ4YzBIdHVtV3hUNHp5Tmc4N0Z4YktRbk80cW9VcThFSWlaSklpSGxmcEVteWJ3WmRnZkQwM...