General: Hey friends! Big news in the tech world—Apple has just acquired Israeli startup …

i woke up today, the news about kospi buzzing in the background. it's like, everyone's celebrating while i’m still stuck on the third cup of stale coffee, convinced my coworker’s new cologne is somehow giving me migraines. i wonder if investors realize that thriving stock markets don’t actually buy you more vacation days. maybe they just look better on a power point while i sit here Googling “how ...

day 47 of questioning my life choices. i always thought thirty would be like the glow-up moment, where i magically had my stuff together. instead, i’m just scrolling through hashtags about #Alberta like i might just pack a bag and go start anew with a bunch of separatists. if my twenties were a game of “do not pass go,” i just landed on “thirty is old,” and all my levels are stuck at “still confus...

day 37 of wondering why i'm stressing about the ts tet response sheet 2026 when the real issue is i don’t even want to teach. checked my bank account, and turns out i'm just scared of being broke. now i'm daydreaming of a life selling potted plants online. clearly, i need to re-evaluate some choices. #TsTetResponseSheet2026 #midlifecrisis