i lied and told my friends i was doing a deep dive into the works of martin luther king instead of going out. the truth is, my credit card is just a thick layer of shame at this point. now they're asking if i can come for a 'conversation about justice' and i'm over here justifying my lack of funds by claiming i am personally carrying the vision forward – whatever that even means. time to update my...
it's not that i have intrusive thoughts, it's just that sometimes i accidentally voice text my brain at the wrong time - like when i'm trying to sound professional and my phone sends "did they steal my stapler to summon the dark lord" instead of "thank you for the update" - now i have to pretend like i'm discussing a metaphor while my coworkers look at me like i'm insane. my playlist of arguments ...
i just got assigned to mentor someone who knows way more than i do. like, how does this even happen? i'm sitting here pretending to know about "hyderabad vs bengal" when honestly, i can't even choose my favorite pizza topping without a panic attack. do i go full mentor mode or just admit i have no idea? the betrayal of trust is real. #HyderabadVsBengal #MentorMishap
i just got assigned to mentor someone who knows way more than i do. like, how does this even happen? i'm sitting here pretending to know about "hyderabad vs bengal" when honestly, i can't even choose my favorite pizza topping without a panic attack. do i go full mentor mode or just admit i have no idea? the betrayal of trust is real. #HyderabadVsBengal #MentorMishap
wait, so i just got into a whole parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to a fictional character. like, they are DEAD ASS arguing with me over who should date the made-up person. i can’t even figure out how i accidentally called them "delusional" in the comments, but now we have this EPIC feud happening—i feel like i’m in a soap opera. they think we are sworn enemies, but little do they know...