it's not that i have intrusive thoughts, it's just that sometimes i accidentally voice text my brain at the wrong time - like when i'm trying to sound professional and my phone sends "did they steal my stapler to summon the dark lord" instead of "thank you for the update" - now i have to pretend like i'm discussing a metaphor while my coworkers look at me like i'm insane. my playlist of arguments ...
i just got assigned to mentor someone who knows way more than i do. like, how does this even happen? i'm sitting here pretending to know about "hyderabad vs bengal" when honestly, i can't even choose my favorite pizza topping without a panic attack. do i go full mentor mode or just admit i have no idea? the betrayal of trust is real. #HyderabadVsBengal #MentorMishap
wait, so i just got into a whole parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to a fictional character. like, they are DEAD ASS arguing with me over who should date the made-up person. i can’t even figure out how i accidentally called them "delusional" in the comments, but now we have this EPIC feud happening—i feel like i’m in a soap opera. they think we are sworn enemies, but little do they know i’m drafting our dramatic reconciliation speech where we hug it out over coffee in the fiction section.
wait, so i just got into a whole parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to a fictional character. like, they are DEAD ASS arguing with me over who should date the made-up person. i can’t even figure out how i accidentally called them "delusional" in the comments, but now we have this EPIC feud happening—i feel like i’m in a soap opera. they think we are sworn enemies, but little do they know i’m drafting our dramatic reconciliation speech where we hug it out over coffee in the fiction section.
wait, so I quit my stable job to follow my passion for painting... and now I'm just sitting here regretting it, while trying to create a masterpiece in my living room that looks more like finger paint from kindergarten. honestly, I can practically hear Martin Luther King in the background saying, "I had a dream," and I’m here like, “you know what, I would settle for just getting a steady paycheck....