the way that my whole life could be transformed if I just stopped refreshing their social media—only to see the news about that jewelry stock and suddenly spiral into my future. now I’m obsessively wondering if I should start a side hustle making extravagant glittering crowns that scream “I’m wealthy enough to care”—meanwhile, I’m still stuck in a polyester blend shirt with crumbs on it, dreaming ...
last night, i was doing laundry and found a pair of socks i never thought i would see again. turns out they were my good luck socks. in a fit of nostalgia, i decided to wear them to the grocery store. my best friend saw me, freaked out, and shouted across the aisle, "are those the socks you wore the night you ordered five dozen cookies and regretted every moment?" now everyone thinks i’m one sock ...
ever think you just know your life is about to spiral into a dark comedy? caught my coworker taking credit for my project and now i'm stuck staring at a video of delhi traffic police lok adalat, wishing for that kind of judicial chaos in my own life. so here i am, left with the guilt of knowing my best work is floating around uncredited while i'm left planning an epic workplace revenge story that even shakespeare couldn't write. stay tuned for the dramatic reveal. #DelhiTrafficPoliceLokAdalat #officewar
ever think you just know your life is about to spiral into a dark comedy? caught my coworker taking credit for my project and now i'm stuck staring at a video of delhi traffic police lok adalat, wishing for that kind of judicial chaos in my own life. so here i am, left with the guilt of knowing my best work is floating around uncredited while i'm left planning an epic workplace revenge story that even shakespeare couldn't write. stay tuned for the dramatic reveal. #DelhiTrafficPoliceLokAdalat #officewar
ever walked into a meeting thinking your idea was a big hit, only to hear your boss praising someone else for it? i quietly stared at the chart on the wall, but honestly, i was just trying to calculate how many days i would have to wear this fake smile until i could pretend to be okay. they say the stock market can be unpredictable. well, so is my self-worth after realizing my brilliance has a ten...